wooohooo... or something

weeeeeeeeeeeell-

i am 27 as of today. well technically its now 2 hours passed but you get my drift. dont feel any older. haven't really felt older since i hit about 23. HOWEVER. it was bought to my attention that hitting 30 is a bigger deal than i thought. i thought it was just a number. nothing more! but no. its also the transition into a different stage of life, different label, different check box on the survey thingy...its middle aged.

Now, that sounds daunting as hell. i mean, middle aged means you are no longer in your youth, your 20's or even close. even though the cougars of our time are now saying that 50 is the new 30, doesn't make me happy about the fact that i noticed i have a freaking wrinkle on my forehead today and thought-'SHIT. middle age in 3 years and already i'm fading fast!'

HOWEVER- i have found the silver lining. if there is the one thing that comes with age, it is the fact that people in your family stop telling you what to do, and start instead giving 'advice'. ;) wink wink nudge nudge say no more! ALSO- you get the right to have what is officially called a 'mid life crisis'. This means a type of temporary insanity in which you can lose your freaking mind for a period of time, do all kinds of crazy 'omg bob, what are you doin?!?!' types of things. and get away with it. seriously. they just say 'oh.... they're having a mid life crisis- ooooh.. i see i see' so there. good things. and i'm a chick. so i can always act mildly crazy and claim hormones. that's a total out that women have exploited even to the legal level now. jeez man. if it didn't come with bleeding for a week and feeling like bitch slapping every person in sight, it wouldn't' really be all that bad at all.

I digress. the point is. i'm 27. and i'm already having my mid life crisis. i'm changing my career drastically, trying to make all these amendments to how i've been going about life so that i can have a happier standard of living.... so who cares about middle age? i'll just be an older version of myself still wearing my cradle of filth t shirt to bed and my cargo camo shorts to hang out in the house when i'm graying and dont give a damn anymore cuz i'm happy and that's all that matters. :)

so- woo hoo or something. i made it through another year. impressive huh? and some of you didn't think i would make it past 21! HA! that's in yo face :)